Is Scott Storch Broke?

Well Ladies and Gentlemen Scott Storch appears to be broke. According to news out of Miami-Dade Scott Storch is wanted on Tax and Child Support problems. The cops are looking for him and have no clue of his whereabouts. Think he ran back to Canada?

You may not recognize the face or the name but you surely know his music. He has a pretty lengthy discography and I pretty much guarantee you’ve caught your little sister whistling one of his shitty generic beats. Unlike most producers Scott Storch does not have a unique sound. He pretty much produces whatever for whoever is hot at the moment. So wack.

Sure he’s supposedly banged the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Lil’ Kim.  But besides us who hasn’t?

Storch would like us to believe that he was worth somewhere in the low 9 figures. Forbes put an end to that when they released their estimate at $17 million.

So let’s take a quick look on how someone worth $17 million can go broke. Keep in mind that Storch also owns a $10 Million Dollar Miami mansion.

Let’s add up what we just saw in that video

Lamborghini - $275,000

Mercedes - $500,000

Rolls-Royce - $740,000

Buggati - $1,200,000

Ferrari - $290,000

Bentley - $150,000

Total - 3.1 Million in Cars

And that’s just the cars that were shown in the foreground and featured in the video.  So that’s $10 Million on a home and $3 million on cars. That only leaves him $4 million for bottles of Cristal, hoes, chin chillas, and jewelry for you and your entourage. That’s not nearly enough money.

Scott Storch is broke. Haters Rejoice. I’ll leave you with this last video in which Scott brags about his riches. He was a little upset at Timbaland after he played the piano on “Cry Me A River” and Justin Timberlake didn’t shout him out.