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Sox vs That Team Not To Be Named



I scoured the internet for a photo of Tom Cruise and Alex Rodriguez and was unable to find one. So the only conclusion I can come to is that Tom Cruise’s people didn’t get to A-Rod’s people quick enough. A-Rod has a TON of money…and if we’ve learned anything about cults religions is that they LOVE money.
So how long before we see A-Rod rocking the pink stringy thingy ?

A-Rod and his wife do have a prenuptial agreement which they signed way back in October of 2002 according to the Miami Herald. No word whether that prenup gives Cynthia any leverage if A-Rod was ever caught boning washed up pop singers.
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They should give this kid a permanent seat right behind home plate at Fenway.
A permanent seat and his own camera.
Johnny Damon shows us why we shouldn’t miss him. I especially enjoyed the faux injury at the end of this play. Sox come back to win 6-4.
I loved how the New York announcers assumed that Johnny Damon’s ancient ass made the play when it was quite obvious to the rest of us that he was incapable of doing so.