Meet Spencer Taylor. The Michigan man, 20, was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly trying to steal Batman posters and other collectibles from a theater showing “The Dark Knight.” As can be seen in the below mug shot, Taylor went to the Three Rivers Cinema multiplex in costume as the Joker. He was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property, and had to pose for booking photos in and out of character
So let me get this straight….
This kid dresses up as the most bad ass villain ever to grace the big screen and all he could come up with was stealing posters? That’s the most embarrassing part of this story. Nothing short of stopping the projector mid “Mama Mia” could have justified his wearing of that costume.
SARATOGA SPRINGS, New York (AP) — A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation.
Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A video of his visit last month has appeared on YouTube.
The judge has also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service.
Update: Video of the incident
Apparently this kid isn’t the first one to do it. A quick search on YouTube reveals hundreds of graduations haunted by hundreds of kids dressed in penis costumes.
A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.
Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi (NOE’-veye) on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.
A jail official says it isn’t known whether Everett has a lawyer.
A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”
Magistrate Andra Dudley set Everett’s bond at $50,000.
NINE British women face vice charges for taking part in an oral sex competition on a saucy holiday.
The raunchy tourists were arrested for prostitution offences on the Greek party island of Zakynthos.
Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, have also been charged with encouraging obscene behaviour after police raided the notorious Laganas beach.
A spokesman said the sordid competition had been video recorded and was to be posted on the internet.
Female tourists from Britain and Sweden reached the final of the oral sex competition after getting through several knock-out rounds.
But the final never took place because police saw footage of the contest – showing five Brit couples having oral sex – on Greek TV station Antenna TV.
Following the controversy, several bars were closed down at the resort in the south of the island.
O.K. I have four problems with this story.
1. What happens on vacation is supposed to stay on vacation. That is the holy rule of vacation. It doesn’t only apply to Jamaica, Cancun and Las Vegas like previously thought. It applies across the board.
2. I thought the Euro’s (people, not the money) were supposed to be extremely liberal and free with their bodies. Especially the Greeks. I mean their known for their inherent penchant for anal sex… aren’t they? So what’s a little mouth play. I mean who wants to live in a nation where you can’t have blow job contests out in public only to broadcast on national television ? I don’t.
3. They didn’t get to finish (not the men, the contest). You can’t have a semi-finals and not finish it off with the finals. The Greek isles should sanction and commission a finals to this event. A winner must be determined.
4. What the hell were the police doing watching the Blow Job channel?
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