Reebok Wants $50 Million Pesos
for all of the unsold Chad Johnson jerseys

Apparently it’s going to cost Chad Johnson somewhere around the $4 million US dollar mark in order to buy back all of those worthless C.Johnson/Johnson jersey’s Reebok invested in—otherwise those Ochos Cinco jerseys (which would most certainly be a hit) will never get printed for him…let alone for the masses.
Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this is all a scheme by Reebok to unload the shitty Halloween orange Chad Johnson Bengals jerseys?
I think Reebok needs to lighten the fuck up. First of all those jersey’s cost them no more then $2 each to make in China or Mexico. Second of all it’s more then likely that a Miguel “Ochos Cinco” Juarez had a hand in making one of those jerseys. Third of all slapping “Ocho Cincos” on the back of those tacky jersey’s would be the best thing they’ve ever done to them. And last and completely unrelated Vince Young is a total pussy and just needs to give up the game of football forever.