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	<title>The Big Choke</title>
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	<description>We make no apologies</description>
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		<title>Alicia Sacramone</title>
		<description>We are the authority on all things choking...she is too hot to choke

Leave her alone!
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		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/boston/alicia-sacramone/745</link>
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		<title>And we&#8217;re back</title>
		<description>I guess I'm the only one who ever posts anything around here?  Geez...let's get caught up...click on the subheadings to read the respective stories--written by people who weren't on their death bed for the last 3 days


Manny being a Douche Bag Manny disappears between innings in LA

Dude looks like a ...</description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/top10/and-were-back/737</link>
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		<title>Dear France,</title>
		<description>and french fries - Sincerely, The good ol' U.S. of A

If you haven't seen the video, click here-->

 </description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/random/dear-france/732</link>
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		<title>Uh Oh</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/sports/uh-oh/729</link>
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		<title>Woman Kills Man Over Beer</title>
		<description>

From the home of the Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks (still a team?), Cubs, and White Sox we get this gem.

Prosecutors claimed Thursday that an argument over alcohol left a 77-year-old man dead Tuesday at the hands of his girlfriend.

Cook County Circuit Judge Israel Desierto set bond for Regina Williams at $500,000, ...</description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/random/woman-kills-man-over-beer/726</link>
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		<title>friendly reminder</title>
		<description>And knowing is half the battle </description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/sports/friendly-reminder/722</link>
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		<title>M.J. - &#8220;I Can Stop Kobe&#8221;</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/sports/mj-i-can-stop-kobe/712</link>
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		<title>26 Cheerleaders&#8230;stuck in an elevator</title>
		<description>Don't look at my arm pits

No this isn't a joke...this actually happened.

Source
Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas' Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator. 

 A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see ...</description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/debauchery/26-cheerleadersstuck-in-an-elevator/710</link>
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		<title>Brett Favre Shipped to Jets</title>
		<description>"At least I already have green sneakers"

4 things are now certain...

1) Bill is currently reviewing dozens of Brett Favre tapes...as I am typing this...at 2am
2) Chad will never start another game in the NFL
3) Mangina's job is secure for at least another year
4) The Jets will be over .500

CNNSI
 GREEN ...</description>
		<link>http://thebigchoke.com/sports/brett-favre-shipped-to-jets/706</link>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t even begin to explain</title>
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Man dials 911 over Italian sauce
The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man.

The man, Reginald Peterson, 42, called police emergency hot line number 911 twice after staff at the Subway sandwich shop left out the sauce.

Peterson initially called so that officers could ...</description>
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