Ya You Got Caught

But was it worth it?

LONDON - THREE people were arrested on Monday when armed police boarded a plane at London’s Heathrow Airport after reports of a mid-air argument over an alleged sex act.

Reports said model, Sarah Hannon, 35, flew into a drunken rage on the plane after catching her boyfriend engaging in a sex act with a woman sitting next to him.

The magazine covergirl apparently woke from a nine-hour flight on Kingfisher Airlines from Bangalor in India to discover her boyfriend Daniel Melia dallying with another woman, reported The Sun.

Hannon and Melia had been drinking prior to taking the flight said a polic source.

The other woman, known only as Ms Irby, and Melia then engaged in a sex act after Hannon had gone to sleep. The two were stopped by a stewardess, at which point Hannon awoke and started screaming.

Melia, 36, and Irby, 29, were arrested for alleged gross indecency while Hannon was held for being drunk on an aircraft. All three were released on bail.

Ms Irby and Mr Melia, of Birmingham, UK, refused to comment about the incident reported news.com.au.

Does shit like this even happen in real life? Never mind the fact if the opportunity ever presented itself to the average guy he wouldn’t be able to have anything even remotely resembling an erection helping him pull any of this off. First of all the God given ability to perform under this type of pressure is reserved for the likes of half Men half Gods. Gifted men like Ron Jeremy who can bone in front of cameras and an audience of hundreds of people can’t even pull this one off. This guys girlfriend was in the seat right next to him. His balls should be donated to Science once he dies. Then melted to help with the steel reserves. Second of all SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN FIRST CLASS. This stuff does not happen in coach. No way no how. You can’t be a bum sitting in coach and expect to have this happen to you.

Now was it worth it? What do you think.

The Girlfriend