Notice That?
No, not the fact that Natlie Portman is drinking a Natty Light
Tobie Mcguire is shamelessly checking her out. This is at the U.S. Open. Just goes to show you can never get enough Hollywood poontang.
(0)Torii Hunter is Michael Phelps
As in he has goggles on and rolls around in water
Tags: Angels, Michael Phelps, Torri Hunter —
Reebok Wants $50 Million Pesos
for all of the unsold Chad Johnson jerseys
Apparently it’s going to cost Chad Johnson somewhere around the $4 million US dollar mark in order to buy back all of those worthless C.Johnson/Johnson jersey’s Reebok invested in—otherwise those Ochos Cinco jerseys (which would most certainly be a hit) will never get printed for him…let alone for the masses.
Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this is all a scheme by Reebok to unload the shitty Halloween orange Chad Johnson Bengals jerseys?
I think Reebok needs to lighten the fuck up. First of all those jersey’s cost them no more then $2 each to make in China or Mexico. Second of all it’s more then likely that a Miguel “Ochos Cinco” Juarez had a hand in making one of those jerseys. Third of all slapping “Ocho Cincos” on the back of those tacky jersey’s would be the best thing they’ve ever done to them. And last and completely unrelated Vince Young is a total pussy and just needs to give up the game of football forever.
Tags: 85, bengals, chad johnson, NFL, ochos cincos —
California Raisin Hits Man With Truck
Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over pictures Rushton had taken of Coleman inside the bowling alley. He said the argument continued outside, and that Coleman hit Rushton and a car as he was backing out of a parking space.
Way to stay relevant. He let’s look at the bright side…at least he’s not knocking off liquor stores like the rest of the bunch.
Tags: dirty Hit, Gary Coleman, Truck —
cant help but wonder
In Trying to explain Bradys extremely bad luck
Did the Man Purse Have Anything to do with the injury?
Tags: Brady, injury, Karma?, Tom Brady, Yankees Hat —
Choke Job: The Raiders
Jamarcus 180 yds, McFadden 46yds, the look on Al Davis' face when Mike Shanahan made it 41...priceless
Last night’s showing by the Raiders was pathetic. They got their fucking asses handed to them by the Denver Broncos. I hadn’t seen a whopping that bad at home since the Patriots went to Texas Stadium last year. Jamarcus Russell showed a few flashes of brilliance as did Darren McFadden. Fargas was solid as usual—but other then that the Raiders were GARBAGE. The receivers couldn’t hold on to the ball if their lives depended on it–let alone a first down.
My favorite part of the night was the split screen shot of Shanahan and Davis. Mike Shanahan makes no attempt to hide his contempt for Al Davis.
The Broncos Defense hasn’t looked this good since Karl Mecklenburg and Dennis Smith roamed the sidelines as the Orange Crush–and Jay Cutler is quickly proving there can be life after John Elway (G.O.A.T.).
The Raiders need to just pound the ball. Hand it off to Fargas and McFadden 75% of the time and set up for the play action. Luckily all I needed from McFadden yesterday was .14 to win my fantasy football game and he delivered.
Tags: Broncos, Choke, John Elway, McFadden, Orange Crush, Raiders, Russell —
Stripper rapes grooms brother
I couldnt make this shit up
No I know what you’re thinking…how can a stripper rape the willing. That’s the first thing I thought about this story…I mean what guy is going to turn down advances from a stripper? Unless you’re at Cheaters in Rhode Island of course but that’s another story for another day.
Well turns out this guy did…and for good fucking reason! YIKES!
“All the boys were there wanting a show,” he said.
Naggs, 39, has been charged with raping the best man who told police he was sexually penetrated with a vibrator during the party on the Mornington Peninsula last September.
The alleged victim, who cannot be identified, had his pants pulled down to his knees and his top off when Naggs was passed a vibrator by a female assistant, the court heard.
One witness said the best man had looked uncomfortable throughout the performance and was forced on to all fours by Naggs who was naked and wearing a sex toy.
“She went behind him and pulsated to push him to the ground,” he said.
The witness said he heard the man scream and get to his feet.
“‘Why did you do that for … you didn’t have to do that,’” he said the man yelled.
Now I’m not sure how I would have reacted but I bet for damn sure it wouldn’t have been “Why did you do that for …” Theres no questioning malice and attempted murder…it’s just one of those things that you know it the instant it happens. The dildo in this case should be considered a deadly weapon. And the malice comes in because getting penetrated by a dildo in front of your brother and his friends is humiliating.
I hope the poor guy recovers (physically and mentally).
Tags: bachelor party, dildo, stripper —
Slovakia 82 - Bulgaria 0
That Above is a Women's Hockey Score
There’s the “agony of defeat.” And then there’s this women’s ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0.
That’s correct: 82 goals for Slovakia, none for Bulgaria.
The International Ice Hockey Federation said the result, from a game played Saturday at the tournament in Liepaja, Latvia, set a record score for a women’s IIHF-sanctioned event. It was not the all-time record for futility, however; that is still held by Thailand, which lost 92-0 to South Korea in the 1998 Asia-Oceania U18 Championship.
Slovakia, which won all four of its games at the tournament, outshot Bulgaria 139-0, scoring on 58.9 percent of its shots on goal. Slovakia averaged one goal every 44 seconds.
Now the greatest part of this story is this quote by the Coach who I imagine looks something like that guy over there up top.
“We took it as training,” Slovakia coach Miroslav Karafiat said after Saturday’s game.
Well fucking put
