I guess I’m the only one who ever posts anything around here? Geez…let’s get caught up…click on the subheadings to read the respective stories–written by people who weren’t on their death bed for the last 3 days
NINE British women face vice charges for taking part in an oral sex competition on a saucy holiday.
The raunchy tourists were arrested for prostitution offences on the Greek party island of Zakynthos.
Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, have also been charged with encouraging obscene behaviour after police raided the notorious Laganas beach.
A spokesman said the sordid competition had been video recorded and was to be posted on the internet.
Female tourists from Britain and Sweden reached the final of the oral sex competition after getting through several knock-out rounds.
But the final never took place because police saw footage of the contest – showing five Brit couples having oral sex – on Greek TV station Antenna TV.
Following the controversy, several bars were closed down at the resort in the south of the island.
O.K. I have four problems with this story.
1. What happens on vacation is supposed to stay on vacation. That is the holy rule of vacation. It doesn’t only apply to Jamaica, Cancun and Las Vegas like previously thought. It applies across the board.
2. I thought the Euro’s (people, not the money) were supposed to be extremely liberal and free with their bodies. Especially the Greeks. I mean their known for their inherent penchant for anal sex… aren’t they? So what’s a little mouth play. I mean who wants to live in a nation where you can’t have blow job contests out in public only to broadcast on national television ? I don’t.
3. They didn’t get to finish (not the men, the contest). You can’t have a semi-finals and not finish it off with the finals. The Greek isles should sanction and commission a finals to this event. A winner must be determined.
4. What the hell were the police doing watching the Blow Job channel?
O.K. so the world (5 judges to be more accurate) has decided who their Miss Universe is–now it’s our turn to pick our 11 most eligible to wear the crown and rule over space and time. We exhaustively combed through hundreds of bikini clad images to bring you are quick and dirty Top 11. And for the next couple of weeks we will exhaustively comb the outskirts of the web to bring you more hotness from these Top 11 candidates.
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