FILED UNDER: HOLY SHIT

Next time you’re at a Frat Party you might want to think twice before bragging about holding down the beer pong table for 5 hours and how you totally destroyed the last team. For beer pong is now a contact sport…and when we say contact we mean bullets
One man is dead and another behind bars in Montgomery County, Pa., after prosecutors say a drinking game turned deadly over the weekend.
Police say a group of people were playing “beer pong” inside a house on West Second Street in Bridgeport late Friday night. Witnesses told police an argument inside the house between two men spilled into a nearby alley, where one shot was fired.
District attorney Risa Ferman says 24-year-old Joseph Jimenez (above) of Bridgeport shot 25-year-old Scott Riley in the neck:
“And it seems like this was just some alcohol-infused machismo, one guy talking it up to another and talking trash to each other.”
Investigators say Jimenez told them Riley said, “Shoot me,shoot me,” and that’s when he fired.
Police say they recovered the weapon — a silver Taurus .40-calibre handgun — in a nearby trash can. They say Jimenez did not have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He now faces numerous charges including first- and third-degree murder, and weapons offenses.
http://www.kyw1060.com/Drunken-Argument-Leaves-1-Dead–1-Arrested-in-Brid/4325542
Finally some action in that piece of shit stadium
That’s Ross. Apparently popular with ladies.
Fans at the Metrodome finally had something to cheer about…two people boning
While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say a man and woman were “having relations” in a bathroom stall as a crowd cheered them on.
Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa, and Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.
A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
Both were intoxicated, said University Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.
If anyone has a picture of the Cougar in question please send it over.
Thanks.
No, not the fact that Natlie Portman is drinking a Natty Light

Tobie Mcguire is shamelessly checking her out. This is at the U.S. Open. Just goes to show you can never get enough Hollywood poontang.
for all of the unsold Chad Johnson jerseys

Apparently it’s going to cost Chad Johnson somewhere around the $4 million US dollar mark in order to buy back all of those worthless C.Johnson/Johnson jersey’s Reebok invested in—otherwise those Ochos Cinco jerseys (which would most certainly be a hit) will never get printed for him…let alone for the masses.
Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this is all a scheme by Reebok to unload the shitty Halloween orange Chad Johnson Bengals jerseys?
I think Reebok needs to lighten the fuck up. First of all those jersey’s cost them no more then $2 each to make in China or Mexico. Second of all it’s more then likely that a Miguel “Ochos Cinco” Juarez had a hand in making one of those jerseys. Third of all slapping “Ocho Cincos” on the back of those tacky jersey’s would be the best thing they’ve ever done to them. And last and completely unrelated Vince Young is a total pussy and just needs to give up the game of football forever.

Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over pictures Rushton had taken of Coleman inside the bowling alley. He said the argument continued outside, and that Coleman hit Rushton and a car as he was backing out of a parking space.
Way to stay relevant. He let’s look at the bright side…at least he’s not knocking off liquor stores like the rest of the bunch.