Ya You Got Caught

But was it worth it?

LONDON - THREE people were arrested on Monday when armed police boarded a plane at London’s Heathrow Airport after reports of a mid-air argument over an alleged sex act.

Reports said model, Sarah Hannon, 35, flew into a drunken rage on the plane after catching her boyfriend engaging in a sex act with a woman sitting next to him.

The magazine covergirl apparently woke from a nine-hour flight on Kingfisher Airlines from Bangalor in India to discover her boyfriend Daniel Melia dallying with another woman, reported The Sun.

Hannon and Melia had been drinking prior to taking the flight said a polic source.

The other woman, known only as Ms Irby, and Melia then engaged in a sex act after Hannon had gone to sleep. The two were stopped by a stewardess, at which point Hannon awoke and started screaming.

Melia, 36, and Irby, 29, were arrested for alleged gross indecency while Hannon was held for being drunk on an aircraft. All three were released on bail.

Ms Irby and Mr Melia, of Birmingham, UK, refused to comment about the incident reported news.com.au.

Does shit like this even happen in real life?  Never mind the fact if the opportunity ever presented itself to the average guy he wouldn’t be able to have anything even remotely resembling an erection helping him pull any of this off.   First of all the God given ability to perform under this type of pressure is reserved for the likes of half Men half Gods.  Gifted men like Ron Jeremy who can bone in front of cameras and an audience of hundreds of people can’t even pull this one off.  This guys girlfriend was in the seat right next to him.   His balls should be donated to Science once he dies.  Then melted to help with the steel reserves.  Second of all SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN FIRST CLASS.  This stuff does not happen in coach.  No way no how.  You can’t be a bum sitting in coach and expect to have this happen to you.

Now was it worth it?  What do you think.

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Beard RE: Phelps - “EW”

Beard RE: Guy’s with douchebag tattoos - “Hot”

I don’t know if that title up there actually made sense, and frankly I don’t give a fuck but thats what Amanda Beard said regarding Michael Phelps on some radio station.

Her exact quote was actually

“Eww, that’s nasty… I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps,” Beard said via telephone from Beijing on the “Johnjay and Rich Show,” which is broadcast on Kiss FM 104.7 in Phoenix.

“Come on, I have really good taste,” Beard said. “He’s really not my type.”

“We don’t really even talk to each other”

First off Amanda Beard is that bitch at the bar who thinks every guy is staring at her…Michael Phelps might have something to say about that. I mean I’ll admit shes hot if you’re seeing her from behind or if you’re looking really fast at her face–with soap in your eyes…I mean she’s border line tranny.  She’s walking a fine line…

Oh by the way Amanda if you happen to read this while Google’ing yourself…we are jokesters. We didn’t mean what we said about the soap.


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Monday Morning Glory

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Safe For Work, Unless You’re Sitting in a Monastery


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UPDATED: Hello Ashley Harkleroad

The Playboy Pictures

We got them…we had to take them down as quickly as we could put them up.

Leaving one up can’t hurt. Right Playboy? Have a heart. I’m just the little fish in a big pond. We’ll have to leave it up to you…enterprising reader to locate the pics on your own. Good Day, and Good Luck.


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Kate Perry Kisses Girls

but we couldn't find the pics, so you get these instead


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Fri, Jul 25, 2008

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Lucy Pinder

In Monday Morning Glory

Here she is…Lucy Pinder…yet another busty chic from the U.K. I guess they are a dime a dozen out there. The difference being the one with the good teeth get all of the spotlight. She has a little fame going for her not because shes super hot with a perfect chest but because she refused to bare it all for so long–which is pretty funny because it took me 3 hours to find a pic where she wasn’t topless…So basically this chic can’t seem to keep her bra on now. Thank You Lucy Pinder and her lost inhibitions.


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Mon, Jul 21, 2008

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Milka vs. Danica

Argue in pit road


Hot chics in a PR Stunt or actual beef?

Danica can’t seem to keep her temper under control. I mean attacking a much hotter chic like Milka like this…who was most likely innocent of all charges. And for those who don’t think Milka is hotter then Danica I’ll prove it later on today. Full Story out of the Indystar below.

Indystar.com

LEXINGTON, Ohio — Danica Patrick’s decision to confront Milka Duno about her driving Saturday at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course led to an ugly exchange between the only two female drivers competing in today’s IndyCar Series race.

Patrick went to the Dreyer & Reinbold Racing pit box after the morning practice for today’s Honda Indy 200 to complain about her struggles to pass Duno, but Duno did not like Patrick’s style.

On a video shot by a friend of Duno’s and shown to The Star, Duno told Patrick on several occasions to “go away.” When Patrick didn’t leave immediately, Duno threw a towel in Patrick’s direction, prompting Patrick to direct foul language at Duno before the minute-long incident ended.

“She came to my team and our pit box in a very bad way with bad words,” Duno said. “If you come in a nice way, perfect, we can talk. If you come in a bad way, you are going to find my bad side.

“I don’t like drama, and I told her, ‘Go away, you are not welcome.’ ”

Patrick said she didn’t regret her action.

“I wanted to know if she saw me (on the track) . . . It’s hard to locate people once they get away from their car,” she said. “I stayed behind the wall. I just wanted to ask what happened.

“Unfortunately, things involving me tend to evolve. I’m on the hot seat when I do something and when others do something (connected to me). It’s kind of the line that I walk because I’m popular.”

Duno acknowledged she was struggling in her first Indy-car event at the track, but she issued a warning to Patrick, who has confronted Dan Wheldon and attempted to confront Ryan Briscoe in separate incidents during the past two seasons.

“I don’t like the show she likes in every race weekend,” Duno said. “She can push the guys because they cannot do anything to her, but she cannot push me. We meet on equal condition (as women), and I know what kind of character I have.

“I know if somebody pushes me and finds my bad side they are going to get a problem.”

Note: They both lost….badly.


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Mon, Jul 21, 2008

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WOW

That iPhone is Soooooooo Hot!


 

Update: So is her Star Wars T-Shirt!


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Celtics Dance Squad

Hold auditions in Waltham, Massachusetts

Someone looks a little excited about their number

Finally. A championship team looks like it might have what ends up amounting to a championship caliber dance squad.

She MUST know how to dance

This is going to make paying that 400% markup for club seats at the Garden that much more enjoyable. Now I’ll only feel 200% ripped off. We have a handful of pictures (taken off of the NBA and Celtics site) after the jump.

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Our Top 11

Because we couldn't pick just 10.

Does Miss Universe have any jurisdiction over Mars?

O.K. so the world (5 judges to be more accurate) has decided who their Miss Universe is–now it’s our turn to pick our 11 most eligible to wear the crown and rule over space and time. We exhaustively combed through hundreds of bikini clad images to bring you are quick and dirty Top 11. And for the next couple of weeks we will exhaustively comb the outskirts of the web to bring you more hotness from these Top 11 candidates.

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