But was it worth it?
LONDON - THREE people were arrested on Monday when armed police boarded a plane at London’s Heathrow Airport after reports of a mid-air argument over an alleged sex act.
Reports said model, Sarah Hannon, 35, flew into a drunken rage on the plane after catching her boyfriend engaging in a sex act with a woman sitting next to him.
The magazine covergirl apparently woke from a nine-hour flight on Kingfisher Airlines from Bangalor in India to discover her boyfriend Daniel Melia dallying with another woman, reported The Sun.
Hannon and Melia had been drinking prior to taking the flight said a polic source.
The other woman, known only as Ms Irby, and Melia then engaged in a sex act after Hannon had gone to sleep. The two were stopped by a stewardess, at which point Hannon awoke and started screaming.
Melia, 36, and Irby, 29, were arrested for alleged gross indecency while Hannon was held for being drunk on an aircraft. All three were released on bail.
Ms Irby and Mr Melia, of Birmingham, UK, refused to comment about the incident reported news.com.au.
Does shit like this even happen in real life? Never mind the fact if the opportunity ever presented itself to the average guy he wouldn’t be able to have anything even remotely resembling an erection helping him pull any of this off. First of all the God given ability to perform under this type of pressure is reserved for the likes of half Men half Gods. Gifted men like Ron Jeremy who can bone in front of cameras and an audience of hundreds of people can’t even pull this one off. This guys girlfriend was in the seat right next to him. His balls should be donated to Science once he dies. Then melted to help with the steel reserves. Second of all SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN FIRST CLASS. This stuff does not happen in coach. No way no how. You can’t be a bum sitting in coach and expect to have this happen to you.
Now was it worth it? What do you think.
The Girlfriend
The Chic To The Right of Him
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I couldnt make this shit up
No I know what you’re thinking…how can a stripper rape the willing. That’s the first thing I thought about this story…I mean what guy is going to turn down advances from a stripper? Unless you’re at Cheaters in Rhode Island of course but that’s another story for another day.
Well turns out this guy did…and for good fucking reason! YIKES!
“All the boys were there wanting a show,” he said.
Naggs, 39, has been charged with raping the best man who told police he was sexually penetrated with a vibrator during the party on the Mornington Peninsula last September.
The alleged victim, who cannot be identified, had his pants pulled down to his knees and his top off when Naggs was passed a vibrator by a female assistant, the court heard.
One witness said the best man had looked uncomfortable throughout the performance and was forced on to all fours by Naggs who was naked and wearing a sex toy.
“She went behind him and pulsated to push him to the ground,” he said.
The witness said he heard the man scream and get to his feet.
“‘Why did you do that for … you didn’t have to do that,’” he said the man yelled.
Now I’m not sure how I would have reacted but I bet for damn sure it wouldn’t have been “Why did you do that for …” Theres no questioning malice and attempted murder…it’s just one of those things that you know it the instant it happens. The dildo in this case should be considered a deadly weapon. And the malice comes in because getting penetrated by a dildo in front of your brother and his friends is humiliating.
I hope the poor guy recovers (physically and mentally).
And an excuse for a Cheerleader Pic
Cheerleading accounted for 65.1 percent of female high school athlete injuries and for 66.7 percent of female college athlete injuries. -National Center for Catastrophic Sports Injury Research
So does this mean we can officially count cheerleading as a sport? 2 Reasons why not
1. I just typed out “cheerleading” and my spell checker just went bonkers–so if “cheerleading” isn’t even a word how can it be a sport? Can you play cheerlead like you can play Football?
2. If cheerleading ((sic) apparently)) is a sport because of the amount of injuries it causes, then that must mean that sex is a sport because of the clap risk involved. A little ridiculous but an argument can definitely be made. O.K. I feel dirty for just having typed that out–ticket straight to hell.
Now he has more time for that
Umenyiora was carted off the field with what the team described as a locked knee. X-rays taken during the game revealed no ligament damage, but an MRI performed Sunday found the torn meniscus on the 26-year-old, who led the team with 13 sacks last season.
Has Vegas adjusted yet? What’s the odds on the Giants even making the playoffs? Anyone?
4 years from now this story will be awesome!
Don’t look at my arm pits
No this isn’t a joke…this actually happened.
Source
Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas’ Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator.
A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said.
The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.
The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.
“It’s dangerous actually,” said Rhonda Weldon, director of communications for the UT Police Department. “They’re lucky that that’s all that happened.”
One teen fainted and was treated and released from a nearby hospital. Two others were treated at the scene.
“Take the sign seriously,” Ms. Weldon said. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”
After reading this story one can’t help but do the math…26 girls…3000 pounds. That means that the girls would have to be an average of over 115 lbs each to tip the scales on this elevator. We’re talking about cheerleaders here right? What are they feeding them in Texas?
Note To The Bigger Blogs: If you’re going to bite from lil ol me at least give credit where credit is due.
Unlike Eddie Murphy...China doubleChecks before buying
Via The Guardian
For more than a year, officials in Beijing have been designing a special laboratory to determine the sex of any athletes taking part in this year’s Olympic games. “Suspected athletes will be evaluated from their external appearances by experts and undergo blood tests to examine their sex hormones, genes and chromosomes for sex determination,” says Professor Tian Qinjie. The tests will not be conducted on every female athlete, but will be required if serious doubts have been raised about an individual competitor - invariably one competing in the women’s events. “The aim is to protect fairness at the games while also protecting the rights of people with abnormal sexual development,” he says.
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) introduced sex testing in 1968 at the Olympic games in Mexico City, after the masculine appearance of some competitors, many pumped up by anabolic steroids, had started to raise questions about the gender of athletes in female events. Unsurprisingly, gender-determination tests were seen as degrading, with female competitors having to submit to humiliating and invasive physical examinations by a series of doctors. Later, the IOC decided to use a supposedly more sophisticated genetic test, based on chromosomes. Women usually have two X chromosomes; men an X and a Y chromosome. So, according to the rules of the test, only those athletes with two X chromosomes could be classed as women. However, many geneticists criticised the tests, saying that sex is not as simple as X and Y chromosomes and is not always simple to ascertain.
It is thought that around one in 1,000 babies are born with an “intersex” condition, the general term for people with chromosomal abnormalities. It may be physically obvious from birth - babies may have ambiguous reproductive organs, for instance - or it may remain unknown to people all their lives. At the Atlanta games in 1996, eight female athletes failed sex tests but were all cleared on appeal; seven were found to have an “intersex” condition. As a result, by the time of the Sydney games in 2000, the IOC had abolished universal sex testing but, as will happen in Beijing, some women still had to prove they really were women.
Transsexuals, who have had a sex change from male to female, can compete in women’s events in the Olympics, as long they wait two years after the operation.
Holy shit! I always thought that this was some sort of Hollywood created thing. I guess not.
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