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Next time you’re at a Frat Party you might want to think twice before bragging about holding down the beer pong table for 5 hours and how you totally destroyed the last team. For beer pong is now a contact sport…and when we say contact we mean bullets
One man is dead and another behind bars in Montgomery County, Pa., after prosecutors say a drinking game turned deadly over the weekend.
Police say a group of people were playing “beer pong” inside a house on West Second Street in Bridgeport late Friday night. Witnesses told police an argument inside the house between two men spilled into a nearby alley, where one shot was fired.
District attorney Risa Ferman says 24-year-old Joseph Jimenez (above) of Bridgeport shot 25-year-old Scott Riley in the neck:
“And it seems like this was just some alcohol-infused machismo, one guy talking it up to another and talking trash to each other.”
Investigators say Jimenez told them Riley said, “Shoot me,shoot me,” and that’s when he fired.
Police say they recovered the weapon — a silver Taurus .40-calibre handgun — in a nearby trash can. They say Jimenez did not have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He now faces numerous charges including first- and third-degree murder, and weapons offenses.
http://www.kyw1060.com/Drunken-Argument-Leaves-1-Dead–1-Arrested-in-Brid/4325542
But was it worth it?
LONDON - THREE people were arrested on Monday when armed police boarded a plane at London’s Heathrow Airport after reports of a mid-air argument over an alleged sex act.
Reports said model, Sarah Hannon, 35, flew into a drunken rage on the plane after catching her boyfriend engaging in a sex act with a woman sitting next to him.
The magazine covergirl apparently woke from a nine-hour flight on Kingfisher Airlines from Bangalor in India to discover her boyfriend Daniel Melia dallying with another woman, reported The Sun.
Hannon and Melia had been drinking prior to taking the flight said a polic source.
The other woman, known only as Ms Irby, and Melia then engaged in a sex act after Hannon had gone to sleep. The two were stopped by a stewardess, at which point Hannon awoke and started screaming.
Melia, 36, and Irby, 29, were arrested for alleged gross indecency while Hannon was held for being drunk on an aircraft. All three were released on bail.
Ms Irby and Mr Melia, of Birmingham, UK, refused to comment about the incident reported news.com.au.
Does shit like this even happen in real life? Never mind the fact if the opportunity ever presented itself to the average guy he wouldn’t be able to have anything even remotely resembling an erection helping him pull any of this off. First of all the God given ability to perform under this type of pressure is reserved for the likes of half Men half Gods. Gifted men like Ron Jeremy who can bone in front of cameras and an audience of hundreds of people can’t even pull this one off. This guys girlfriend was in the seat right next to him. His balls should be donated to Science once he dies. Then melted to help with the steel reserves. Second of all SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN FIRST CLASS. This stuff does not happen in coach. No way no how. You can’t be a bum sitting in coach and expect to have this happen to you.
Now was it worth it? What do you think.
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Finally some action in that piece of shit stadium
That’s Ross. Apparently popular with ladies.
Fans at the Metrodome finally had something to cheer about…two people boning
While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say a man and woman were “having relations” in a bathroom stall as a crowd cheered them on.
Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa, and Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.
A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
Both were intoxicated, said University Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.
If anyone has a picture of the Cougar in question please send it over.
Thanks.
No, not the fact that Natlie Portman is drinking a Natty Light
Tobie Mcguire is shamelessly checking her out. This is at the U.S. Open. Just goes to show you can never get enough Hollywood poontang.
for all of the unsold Chad Johnson jerseys
Apparently it’s going to cost Chad Johnson somewhere around the $4 million US dollar mark in order to buy back all of those worthless C.Johnson/Johnson jersey’s Reebok invested in—otherwise those Ochos Cinco jerseys (which would most certainly be a hit) will never get printed for him…let alone for the masses.
Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this is all a scheme by Reebok to unload the shitty Halloween orange Chad Johnson Bengals jerseys?
I think Reebok needs to lighten the fuck up. First of all those jersey’s cost them no more then $2 each to make in China or Mexico. Second of all it’s more then likely that a Miguel “Ochos Cinco” Juarez had a hand in making one of those jerseys. Third of all slapping “Ocho Cincos” on the back of those tacky jersey’s would be the best thing they’ve ever done to them. And last and completely unrelated Vince Young is a total pussy and just needs to give up the game of football forever.
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