O.K. Let me start off by nominating Randolph Johnson for father of the year.
According To Boston’s Channel 5
A parent has been arrested for allegedly showing teenagers pornography, then offering one of them alcohol and cigarettes at a Boy Scout camp in Hopkinton.
Police arrested Randolph Johnson on Tuesday for a July 14 incident at the Yawgoog Boy Scout Reservation.
A spokesman for the Narragansett Council of the Boy Scouts said Johnson was camping with his son’s troop. He allegedly showed two teenage staffers pornographic films on a laptop computer. The teens reported that Johnson offered one of them alcohol and cigarettes.
Johnson was ordered to leave the camp. He was charged this month with misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and procuring alcohol and providing cigarettes to a minor.
Court records do not list an attorney for Johnson. He could not be reached for comment.
The question begs to be asked….why was this guy arrested? I thought that this was the age that you learned about the birds and the bees, discovered your sexuality, if you like cigarettes or not, and whether or not your uncles alcoholic gene would be passed down to you—with that being said—what better way then adult supervised first hand experience?
They definitely have it backwards in Rhode Island. Whatever judge gets assigned in this case can make things right. Randolph Johnson (which sounds like a pornstars name btw) should get a wink, nudge, and a pat on the back–at worst a slap on the wrist to appease the “outraged parents”…all hypocrites I bet.
Apparently Cristiano Ronaldo (NOT the soccer player who picked up tranny’s) dissed Paris Hilton for this broad. Apparently she’s some sort of L.A. model.
TheDirty.com has the whole sorted affair.
Nik Richie: Okay, let’s move on to the real reason you’re here. According to our sources at The Beverly Hills Hotel and Villa, you recently slept with a celebrity who was in town for the ESPY’s. Not just any celeb though - the second hottest celebrity! A soccer player? Cristiano Ronaldo?
Niki Ghazian: (Giggles) Yes, I can confirm that.
Link Down Below
3 Questions.
1. Why is it that 9 out 10 famous soccer players are named “Ronaldo”
2. When did Soccer all of the sudden become so cool!? Damn! I need to start practicing.
Disgraced U.S. sprinter Marion Jones has asked President George W. Bush to commute her six-month prison sentence for lying to prosecutors about her steroid use, a Justice Department spokesman said on Monday.
The spokesman said there is a pending commutation petition for Jones, but declined to give any further details.
The Justice Department typically reviews petitions for commutations and pardons and makes recommendations on whether they should be granted. Most such petitions are denied.
Take the original “Top Gun” and reverse it. Or better yet mix it with “The Next Karate Kid” starring Hillary Swank and you have Top Gun 2. Tom Cruise plays Mr. Miyagi of course.
An insider tells The Sun: ‘The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.’ - Daily Mail
Oh boy is that a shitty idea. Is Tom Cruise in need of money? A Blockbuster maybe? This is not the way to go about it. Hollywood has killed almost every decent 80’s franchise with a shitty remake or sequel—Top Gun was one of the few that stood on its own. Oh well. I dedicate this next YouTube video to Goose. Though Anthony Edwards is probably praising the script Gods that they killed him off in the first movie.
David thought it was a good idea to let his 2 year old sit in the car for 2 hours while he watched The Dark Knight. I mean it was a good movie…but not 2 year old in car for 2 hours good–and especially not get locked up and raped in the ass for 2 years good.
The Salt Lake Tribune
A man police say left his 2-year-old son in his car to watch a midnight showing of “The Dark Knight” was charged Tuesday with child abuse.
David Farnham, 23, was charged with the class A misdemeanor in 3rd District Court. Police say he left his son, Justin, in his parked car Saturday night at the Century 16 Theaters, 125 E. 3300 South in South Salt Lake.
After a movie patron called police, officers found Justin around 1:30 a.m. on Sunday sitting in his car seat, crying and sweating, according to court documents.
Farnham, of Salt Lake City, left the child in the car with the windows rolled up “so the child could not be taken out,” according to a jail booking statement. The temperature inside the vehicle was 87 degrees, the statement said.
Police stopped the movie showing to arrest Farnham, who told police that he left his son in the car for more than two hours while he watched a movie because Justin was asleep, according to court documents.
Los Angeles vs Detroit - Like the 80's, but this time with boobs
Full Video Below Article
Is it any surprise that the “Detroit Shock” is coached by Rick Mahorn and Bill Laimbeer? Yes, thats the NBA’s own legend Rick Mahorn the “baddest bad boy”… a WNBA league coach (worse a guy) shoving Lisa Leslie. What’s up with that? I thought she was the WNBA’s equivalent to Michael Jordan. Maybe Mahorn was having flashback’s to the Jordan vs Piston days. He was ejected by the way…
NOTE: to Mahorn it looks like Canidce Parker is the new Jordan of the league. She’s not only the 2nd WNBA player to ever dunk–Lisa Leslie was the first…but she cried today—she’s also the first to ever throw a legit punch.
Fox News
Candice Parker was one of three players ejected along with Detroit assistant coach Rick Mahorn after an ugly scuffle with 4.6 seconds left in Los Angeles’ 84-81 victory.
“To be honest, I don’t recall exactly what happened,” said Parker, who led Los Angeles with 21 points. “I’ll have to watch the tape.”
The skirmish started moments after Parker and Detroit’s Cheryl Ford had to be separated after Ford fouled Parker.
On the next possession, Parker got tangled up with Detroit’s Plenette Pierson and fell to the ground. As she was getting up, Pierson intentionally ran into her, setting off the melee.
Parker threw a punch at Pierson before being tackled by Detroit’s Deanna Nolan. Players and coaches from both teams joined in, and Mahorn knocked Lisa Leslie to the court at one point.
With league milestones being hit daily people might actually have to start watching now. First the 2nd dunk (more like a rim touching layup), and now brawls. I have to say that the WNBA has come a long way.
The next milestone to break: An entertaining game.
Brett Favre owes Schultz County at least 10,000 ears of corn
Father: There will be no Christmas this year kids.
Kids: Awww, why is that Dad!
Father: We decided to sacrafice 55% of our crop in order to honor Brett Favre and his 1000% sealed deal assured retirement. Whatever is left will have to go to bills and other boring stuff.
Kids: Oh that’s O.K. Dad. After all…retirements only come once in a lifetime!
A Met Police spokesman said: “A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. Bale, 34, attended a police station after it was reported his mother and sister had reported him to police.
Who would have ever thought that The Dark Knight would have enough Fail in it to make our website?
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